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We have a huge squad. Maybe not quantitatively, but in quality.

The son of Andrei Arshavin went into the adjacent courtyard for 15 thousand rubles.

Ideally, I would want everyone in the world loved each other, but not always.

(The lawyer's calling Hiddink)
- Gus, Hello! That's Dick. How are you?
- Hi, Dick! I bet 100 Euro that it is better than you.
- What are you doing there, Turkish hookahs smoke?
- No, Russian. I gave her Berezutski goodbye.
- Gus, what are you doing with these Russians that they played better?
- There in the corner is a stick with nails. Take it.
Why?
- See Ignashevich will understand. Wait, dick, I get a call.
(Hiddink is interrupted by another call)
- Hello? Hello? I'm listening to. Say, my time is expensive. You have 5 euros.
(The handset is silent, is heard sobbing)
- Gus?
- Sorry, Dick. Someone was breathing into the phone.
- So, it's Arshavin, how to drink, all the ex calls, I was when he left Zenit. So you gonna tell me the secret?
- Then, write down the recipe for victories.
(Finds a lawyer are shot with liquid and one drop drips on the chair. The chair begins to play with the ball)
I have found your potion. Thank you, Gus.
- I have to disappoint you: it even works on plants, birds, and furniture, but not in Russian! Come on, dick, good luck! But that's...
- What, Gus?
- Tell Zhirkov with a wet head on the street did not go...

The most attractive thing in football that it can be played by everyone at any time and in any place; it is a mass game played by both adults and children, and she can give you all - from a charge of vivacity for the whole day before of a heart attack.

Supporter* - part of your club, and the club - some of their own. They can all match to throw mud at their players, but if the fan guests will say a word, he would get into trouble.

Football violence is like Smoking; if you tried it and you liked it, you'll never do it a second time, but if you like it, it will come into your life for a long time.

Many, including myself, believe that the women and children at the match must be separated from men, without a doubt, in a mixed environment, our behavior is much more decent.

I always looked at football as a pagan festival of fertility. Eleven of sperm rushing across the field, trying to please the egg. In this sense, for some reason I always felt sorry for the goalkeeper.

Please don't call me boring, but I am the winner of the Champions League, and I think that is very special.

I don't know who is Lo Monaco. I have with the word associated Monaco Grand Prix Monaco, Bayern Munich (in the Italian version - "Bayern" Monaco), Tibetan monks (also sounds in Italian as "monaco") with the Kingdom of Monaco. No Lo Monaco I do not know.

If I was looking for a job, I would have stayed in Porto. Beautiful blue chair, the Champions trophy, God and after God me.

I'm not the best trainer in the world, but I don't think someone is better than me.

Sheldon knows football? I mean Quidditch, sure, but football?
Sheldon, that understands football? No, I would understand Quidditch, but football?