TV show: Evening Urgant. Page 1

- How will you meet the boy?
- He has red hair? Yes.
- Curly? Yes.
- Phew... I hate those.

Starcrafters is as the name of the organization!
- My mother works there.

- Tell me why your car is the coolest?
- Oh... Thank You!
- No, I didn't say that, I asked.

Could pass the exam in Russian, but not passed Lena Lenina, because she carried sixteen textbooks in the hair, and from there it flooded.

- I would like in a different country to go?
To see how bad it is?
- No, there as well.
- Well-ka, have a drink... How bad was it?
- You wanna know that bad...

We can't find any posters...
- Philip, these advertising moves to leave with him...

Today is the birthday of Queen Elizabeth II is 88 years old! After all, if these two figures are to believe, it will be double infinity.
- And if they cross, will be the propeller. Which means that Queen Elizabeth...
- Indefinitely?
- No, it means that she's rather chubby woman in the Prime of life.

Who is Alexander Rozenbaum without a guitar? Remove the guitar and mustache, and all, no man!

- Do you grow bananas in the garden?
- Yes, we had bananas and a tree where grow bananas and apples..
- Tell me, how many besides you white children in this kindergarten?

- Do you like when people recognize you?
Very. Especially when I know my friends.

- What is a pension?
- Retirement - this is when old men cry a lot for the money.

Alla, you know, what does the proverb "the Cuckoo rooster praises for what he praises the cuckoo"?
- Yes, the birds are talking.

I know acting the marriages that lasted 50 minutes, but not 50 years!

Winter. Cold. Somewhere the old woman slipped and fell. Somewhere a puppy is cold, he cannot enter into the entrance, for example. Somewhere the boy, the girl waiting for... that's what I find more annoying these girls especially late. It's horrible. They say - check out what he came and what he expects. Look, a couple of times so late, he did to you will never come.