TV show: Evening Urgant

- It's easier for her, because when she was given the State Prize, then Valechka Talyzina spoke for her, Allochka Pugacheva sang for her, and all she had to do was get the prize.

- And I did not leave the theater in order not to be late.

- How an acorn! There are only oak trees around, and every pig strives to devour you!

Life is like a child's shirt - short and crap!

I practically don't drink. But I'll drink with you with pleasure.

- I agree with this answer too, it is really accurate.

- It is the same. All the same, you are either the first, or the second, or the fifth, or the twenty-fifth. It's always like that. Therefore, you need to say to yourself that way, but this does not mean at all that it will be so in reality. It is important. So you have to say in interviews to yourself, otherwise you will never get better. This is a kind of training.

Some during the pandemic began to do the following - read. Reading books is a rather unpopular and outlandish occupation. For some, exotic.

One of the programs I have is called "the author in captivity". If an artist, a writer or a poet, he's like Pasternak "you are eternity's hostage, a captive of time". I the author I'm a prisoner. I am a translator from author to audience. And we have only to show the talent of a slow read. As the same Levitanskogo: "sorry not recognised until the time of the row. And all are line - it prostitsya, and paresthesia many times and it will be counted, and all that was with her, stay with her." But all that will be left in your head?

Vladimir Putin has signed the decree about increase of salaries and remuneration of the Prime Minister of our country Dmitry Anatolyevich Medvedev. According to the document, the salaries were indexed by 4.3% from October 1, 2019. And I just want to meet all those people who said, "wait a Second! What is it? How can he afford to raise wages?" And what of this? And who needs to raise the salary of the President? Who is the man who has to tell: "Vladimir Vladimirovich, worked well this year, we will increase your salary". There are no such people! Of course, the President himself and needs to increase his salary! And it is good that he raised. Next year Vladimir Putin will receive more, but so what? So he will buy more ice cream Erdogan and what a birthday he will not have to walk in the woods, and will be able to go to relax in a nice 4 star hotel.

The most accessible in Russia after the profession of prostitution is journalism. Where I went.

Straining the press, go deeper into the woods.
As a party of eunuchs, the place is pristine here.
With ill-concealed delight, the mosquitoes suck,
Moisture leaf pushing, I use the branch.
- Hey, baby, are you edible? Not fake?
- My leg cut is the best test.
Argue with the guys for about, and put at risk.
It is foolish to cling to life, all gonna die someday.
Somewhere about three o'clock I'll cook this mushroom.
Be sure you wash - I don't want a bad trip!

- We took your phrases that have become memes and we understand that no one except you is not able to comment on some real news that we've written. You will allow you to conduct a little experiment? I took the news that we have gathered over the last week. They are absurd, weird, and I ask you to comment on the news in your way. <...> First the news: Japanese woman Keiko of Azuhata loves pigeons and high heels. So she decided to create shoes that look like doves. The girl has published detailed instructions on how to make similar shoes at home. Sergey, what do you think?
- What she did is considered a great sin.
- This phrase under a news choice.

I read a lot of books in my childhood. But it wasn't "Fifty shades of grey".