TV show: Benny Hill (The Benny Hill Show). Page 2

- He's so old that if he was home, it would have already been demolished.

- Do you have relatives?
- Yes, I have one distant relative is my sister.
- As a sister could be a distant relative?
She lives in New Zealand.

- What can you say about a woman who chases a man?
Fool.

- As an elephant finds an elephant in the tall grass?
- Very attractive.

- Little Willie Do not know what the word "fear" does not know what the word "claustrophobia", does not know what the word "danger".
Why?
- He's Chinese.

She turned back to me... Risky woman!

- I was poor, my wife was poor, our Butler and the maid service was poor. Poverty brings people together.

When God created man, the glasses had not yet been invented, but look where he put our ears!

- He's strong as an ox. And almost as smart.

- You don't sell veal, and old beef!
Only this morning this calf was running with the cow.
- Maybe, but I think not in order to drink the milk.

- Why don't you ever fucking waste?
- You cook them, you take!

- What is the difference between a pretty girl and garbage?
- Throw the trash once a week.

- Next time you see superior B. you say, "Hello, mother superior!", and not "friend of Batman is a friend of mine!"

The stronghold of aristocracy - the town of N. There's even the fries go with the diplomats.