TV show: Dylan Moran: No problem (Dylan Moran: Off the Hook)



Life is very short. There are only four ages of man: child, loser, old and dead. That's all there is.
№ 218649   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:56
That's how I now see the news in the corner of my room sit two old men, staring at each other. Every hour one of them shouts to the other:
- The terrorists!
And another one:
- Pedophiles!
And then between them is a woman and shouts:
- Rain is expected!
№ 218648   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:56
Men exhibited in a false light. Men are not heroes, for the most part. Reach middle age, you usually do not become a hero. You're just jelly in the form of a child who has some money.
№ 218647   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:56
Women exhibited in a false light because a lot of young guys talking about hottest Babes. All women are hot. From a scientific point of view, because their regulation of body temperature is radically different from that of men.
№ 218646   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:56
Why porn call adult films? Why? That adult is to stick and to stick part of yourself in someone else thousands of times for a couple minutes and not be happy about this? A real movie for adults - when at the kitchen table sitting sad woman looking at the rain outside the window, to her right a guy with severe depression and says: "the condition of the gut in critical condition". And she said, "Hmm, well, I still don't love you". And on the screen appears the inscription "the End." This is a movie for adults.
№ 218645   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:56