TV show: Frankie Boyle: it Hurts, like it never was love (Frankie Boyle: Hurt Like youve Never Been Loved)

The age of consent is 16, but porn can be viewed from 18. Unable to serve in the army 16 years, but only at 18 you can buy Call of duty.

The flow of thought in the form of a joke - a kind of encoding of information to understand some people.

I respect the trolls to Facebook, where everyone can see that you have two kids-freak and a crappy kitchen.

People p**Dec as I love to complain during the winter. "Why is the plane not taking off during a snowstorm?". If you want the pilot announced over the intercom: "I was told that to take off now unsafe, but I was thinking - *UY, let's try it!"

Doctor Who - is a native of the Scottish character: a man armed with a screwdriver, pulls the young girls in a phone booth.

Do not you think that if you are blessed finger a person who knows sign language, it looks like a puppet theater in your vagina?

We are the only country in the world, the people who describe the experience rate solely on alcohol.

You say Snapchat - I say "Masturbation at speed."

The worst what you could do is to dive "bomb" in the bathroom.

He came to Scotland and hid from the angry mob in the pub. Hid from the Scots in the pub! It's like hiding from a tiger, dressed in antelope.

I'm not saying that I do not mind a slain lion, just angry when I see the pictures with a huge fat American tourists in the background of the murdered giraffe. And they dressed in camouflage, like giraffes can shoot back.

American foreign policy is terrible, because the Americans did not only invade your country and kill your citizens, but what is worse, they come back in 20 years and make a film about how after the murder of your citizens their soldiers was so sad. The Americans make a film about how Vietnam has influenced their soldiers is like a serial killer, telling how a sudden stop in front of the travel affected the clutch of his car.

Pedophilia taught a whole Millennium with the filing of the Catholic Church. Therefore, their amorous angels had to grow wings to be able to fly from the priests. And so the bishops appeared curved staves to hold them back.