TV show: The Daily Show

[voice-over] ... after weeks of searching Swedish sailors stopped the operation to detect boats...
- Is that all? A week fumbled and surrendered? No, no, no, the Swedes don't do that! If we saw something in the pictures, please look for the rest of your life! Scotland looking for the Loch ness monster since 1933, and you stopped looking for a Russian submarine in seven days! In just seven days!

[voice-over] ... President Obama is sending a small group of soldiers in Iraq, about two hundred and seventy-five.
- Two hundred and seventy-five military!? No! There are a certain number of soldiers to protect themselves from the advancing enemy and the number is not two hundred and seventy-five...
[voice-over] ... President Obama plans to send three hundred military advisers to Iraq.
- That's about it I'm talking!! Three hundred is the exact number of soldiers! No more and no less! Two hundred and ninety-nine would fuck it up, three hundred one - have a crush! Three hundred! Us as much!

What is the head of state is such that the risks to the Russian economy and international relations? And for what!? The Crimean Peninsula - well, he is not even one of the dozen best of the peninsulas!

Iraq!.. Well, remember we invaded there because there the eleventh of September and the weapons for some massive or there we wondered, what are democracy, stability in the middle East and then what it was - poor remember...