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The mind of a man does not understand-powerless like science,
He will be given-say shit and not give-say bitch!!
№ 5309   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:54
For us, *** with them!
№ 5228   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:51
- Why the snow crunches?
- Probably, it withered, because it is not fresh.
- No, just snowflakes broken spines.
№ 5217   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:50
That death came...
Hey, Death, you you want some eggs?
№ 5214   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:50
All the vices of idleness
№ 5195   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:49
I then began to gather in the street, opened the cupboard and I got the feeling that two thirds of the clothes I kept in case go crazy.
№ 5190   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:49
And we are delicate creatures with a long list of requirements.
№ 5081   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:44
This text was written when I did not know that the verses you can use words not in the dictionary.
№ 5073   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:43
There was some kind of aberration of consciousness. How is it that some of us decided that we all night must sleep?
№ 5065   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:43
"The patient, which means not in your own sled?” - “I do not sit not in his sleigh”
№ 4949   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:37
1) Today I love you more than yesterday and less than I will love you tomorrow.
2) it takes only a minute to notice a special person, an hour to appreciate him, and only a day to love, but then you need the whole life to forget...
3) the Woman will never forget that man, who was in bed, and the man will not forget the woman who turned out to be unavailable.
№ 4832   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:32
Life is given to man once, and scared to leave this life without true love!...
№ 4831   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:32
Scientists - light and ignorance - a little light on work!
№ 4816   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:31
Don't yell Gopnik, yet escaped!
№ 4792   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:30
Life is a disease that is transmitted sexually... with 100% fatal outcome.
№ 4791   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:30