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ever, sometimes bad or good, and yet you'll remember me, and remember, because you remember about the past, and share the past belongs to me......
№ 4637   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:17
- So you, come here! You're a werewolf?
- No, I'm a caveman... in life...
№ 4608   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:16
I am the clown, but it's not funny.
№ 4560   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:14
The idea that we adults are nothing compared to the idea that now the adults that WE are.
№ 4509   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:11
Know how different life is from a movie? THIS is a movie you will not watch until the end. Something will always remain behind the scenes, and something you just don't understand. And, alas, none of us will live to see the titles.
№ 4508   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:11
This is not a Beeline, all the incoming charge.
(the inscription in the bus)
№ 4493   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:11
Life is work;
Each daily work;
Lover - hourly labor;
Love is not work, it's something more...
№ 4492   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:11
More important than words, sometimes a hug, a simple sincerity of the soul. And everything becomes clearer. And explanations are not necessary...
№ 4391   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:06
Smart men sleeping with blondes and fools write about them jokes.
№ 4389   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:06
Woman, as a chemical element
Item: 115
Title: Woman
Symbol: Fm
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic mass: 60 kg; also found isotopes from 40 to 250 kg.
Prevalence: Very common.
Physical properties:
Melts at a certain impact. Boils spontaneously and without external causes cooled. The coefficient of expansion is increasing over the years. Rumpled at squeezing in the certain places.
Chemical properties:
Very good interacts with Au, Ag, Pt and other noble metals. Absorbs expensive substances in large quantities. Can suddenly explode. Quickly saturated with ethyl alcohol. Activity varies depending on the time of day.
Application:
Widely used for decorative purposes, especially in sports cars. Is very effective........ means. Helps to relax and relieve stress.
Qualitative reaction:
Acquires a green color, if there is other sample of higher quality.
Precautions:
When injected into the inexperienced hands represents a serious danger. It is prohibited to have more than one sample. However, you can have a larger number of samples, but keep them separated from each other, so they interacted each other..
№ 4334   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:04
If I'm the shit, God - big ass.
№ 3945   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 20:46
Bolsheviks create difficulties, which are successfully overcome.
(The Bolsheviks themselves create their own difficulties and then they brilliantly overcome.)
(Russians themselves create their own difficulties and then them heroically to overcome.)
№ 3376   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 20:22