The happenstance (Le Battement d ailes du papillon) (№ 106229)

Three things are annoying: clothespins, kiwi and plumbers.
A long time ago, 30 years ago, I lived in the same place, on the fourth floor.
I once washed my clothes. Hung them out the window. So one pin broken. And my pants flew down. To lift, it was necessary to go down soon. I did, of course. And there I met my wife. We got married. The baby was born.
And 15 years later, my son became interested in motocross. He began to participate in competitions.
So, the day before the competition my wife bought kiwi. Then there was the fashion on them. I ate it. I felt bad. Called the doctor and he said I'm allergic to kiwi. And the next day I couldn't take my son. Then my wife went with him.
And they had an accident. My son died on the spot, and his wife survived.
She always blamed me for the death of his son. She broke up with me.
I started to have depression. Lost my job. And decided to end it all at once.
The house was full of pills, a whole bunch. I knew that you need to take ten packets of two aspirin and an anti-depressant. It will all be over.
I shoved it in his mouth. Then I went to pour myself a glass of water... [grin]
I only learned later that on that day there was no water because the plumber repaired the line.
So I was left with a mouthful of pills. And not a drop of water.
Then I started to look at all the cabinets. Found a bottle of oil. Drank. Of course, I vomited.
In General, I had no luck.