Eduard Uspensky. Aunt uncle Fedor, or Escape from Buttermilk (№ 113083)

Matroskin says the seller:
Hello, we need a bed on wheels. Do you have such? To us aunt comes to visit on a permanent life.
The seller says:
- We now have any beds there. Though on wheels, even with a motor. In our village the capitalism came.
- Okay - said the uncle Fedor, let's see your bed.
- What did they see? - says the seller. - You tell what you require. We will nainam the button, and uncle Bob get it from the warehouse will bring.
- Some strange you have the capitalism to come, says Roger. And beds you heaps, and buttons there, and uncle Bob all the same the severity drags, as in the developed socialism.