Dylan Moran. (№ 212214)

And in the countryside... because they have nothing to do... Know what they are doing? They... they go to each others houses, they come to your house and drink tea. The whole ***any day.
They are twelve miles to come and drink tea. Because they have nothing better to do. And then they do... it's some kind of local hostility... They find all the food and put it in front of that person... and say, "Here, eat!" Because... because if you are not satisfied with the good feast, you will spread bad rumors in the village. And people offer nineteen different varieties of potatoes. Sheets of ham. Sea of ham. Such that a mouthful from the middle of a piece - save on the price of a poncho. They put it in front of that person and say: "Eat shit!"