Faina Ranevskaya. Why all silly women such women (№ 351016)

Unhappy I have become in six years. The governess took me to a visitor, "the menagerie". In a small room sat a lean Fox with human eyes. Next on the table was a trough, in it swam two tiny Dolphin. Became a drunken, noisy rabble, and began to poke in the Dolphin eye, which started bleeding. Now I'm 76 years old. All the 70 years I am suffering.