Big difference (№ 351125)

There was in the world of soldiers from the special forces,
Broken legs he once the infection.
Went to the armchair, such a misfortune,
With him took it for chair parts,
He brought the surgeon cognac and chocolates.
And he flew to another planet,
Became friends there with her aunt from the movie "Aliens",
Said I would give him... feet and other,
He lay in the Solarium, that was blue, tan,
All zashib, he is now an Avatar!