Danny DeVito. (№ 382937)

My wife is a Jew. I'm Catholic. But we get along good. We celebrate the Passover and put the Christmas tree. We have matzah, and we have the Easter Bunny. But we do not observe lent and do not comply with all the restrictions that prescribes Judaism. We only do fun things. And all these burn-you-in-hell-for-your-sins we are quietly removed.