Author of quotes: Danny DeVito

My wife is a Jew. I'm Catholic. But we get along good. We celebrate the Passover and put the Christmas tree. We have matzah, and we have the Easter Bunny. But we do not observe lent and do not comply with all the restrictions that prescribes Judaism. We only do fun things. And all these burn-you-in-hell-for-your-sins we are quietly removed.

A man should definitely be something wrong if you see him drunk at eight in the morning. For everything else you can find an explanation.

Fatal error power - to take away from people the opportunity to laugh at the fact that it seems ridiculous.

I never look ahead. I'm here now. And so we must live.

Of all the abominations in the first place to drive away the envy. It penetrates into you quietly and quickly eats away the inside.

In the mind of a man usually two dilemmas: how to keep it, who wants to go and how to get rid of someone who does not want to leave?

The threat is to take away from people the opportunity to laugh at the fact that it seems ridiculous.

I'm the asshole.

It's great to be on the brink. Best you working at the moment when you take a risk when he spat in the warmth and comfort when stuck somewhere in the middle of the road.