Vyacheslav Soldatenko (Glory Be). Plumber, his cat, wife and other details (№ 392472)

"Will lead a novel bed under the promise not to burden me with flowers and text messages with quotes from Baudelaire. A man with a cool head will get tight ass, melanochroi chest and other pretty trifles for a term by arrangement. If you are interested, I have blue eyes". Then I thought, and wrote more than expressive: "For family reasons I need sex. Preferably, a lot. I'm a pretty, detached booty, Breasts, waist. All of excellent quality. I don't need flowers, gifts and long esemes about feelings. If you are a pot-bellied dwarf and believe in miracles, just write to me." Then another thought and wrote the exact announcement: Friends. My husband is an asshole!