Author of quotes: Vyacheslav Soldatenko (Glory Be)

You, Egypt, are to blame. Nothing for winter reduced prices. Tryndets you. Nezabudkina you go. For a week. Poor, poor Egypt! The first cry of the shark. Lucy Nezabudkina I've never had it, but wants. They're gullible as Teletubbies, come close to white women.

The priest the woman is not important. It is only the ending of any relationship. Besides, the famous German humor destroyed all the priests connected with romantic flair. If grabbed her buttocks and took it in lunevka, so soon the time will come tasty to smoke and sleep.

In October, I especially understand why women wash. First, it is warm. The event smells of shampoo and beautifully lit. Not doing anything, while kinda busy. And no restriction, you can look at naked women in the bathroom. They are always a pleasure to watch, even if they is you. I mean, myself. And all this lying down, not running up the staircase with a Grand piano on his back.

I distinguish five types of mushrooms: boletus, chanterelles, "probably Russula", "similar to edible" and "just a fungus". All these ordinances of botany I inherited Mache. She made into the woods three big bag.

"Will lead a novel bed under the promise not to burden me with flowers and text messages with quotes from Baudelaire. A man with a cool head will get tight ass, melanochroi chest and other pretty trifles for a term by arrangement. If you are interested, I have blue eyes". Then I thought, and wrote more than expressive: "For family reasons I need sex. Preferably, a lot. I'm a pretty, detached booty, Breasts, waist. All of excellent quality. I don't need flowers, gifts and long esemes about feelings. If you are a pot-bellied dwarf and believe in miracles, just write to me." Then another thought and wrote the exact announcement: Friends. My husband is an asshole!

The best way to do it. Of course, this dick with ears. Catch the mouse, take away her ears and insert in the slot on the member. The slits should prepare in advance a screwdriver. A scalpel is impossible. From the scalpel ears heal poorly and may even fall off in a moment of Supreme passion. The men insisted, mouse ears not rejected. They do not rot or deteriorate. And most importantly, women are completely powerless against such a pretty face. Can even kiss when disperse. And from the walls just won't come off, you guessed it. They like everything small and velvety.

I know how to cook pork so that the crocodile won't crack open. I don't know why I like this skill. Fry under the lid to not spray on the rest of the household and that the microbes died. It turns out high-strength dish. But if cut finely and have a good yell at the kids, all is eaten.

The average man blunt. Emotional sensitivity it is close to the hamsters and Daphnia. The world's famous seven types of women's tears. And all this splendor is the man responds only with the phrase "what are you, Katya".

Masha screamed very loudly. It seemed to her that from the blades to the priests in her now pause. I yelled, because the General-the major of the family have to shout. If the boss is not yelling, good can't win. Lala screamed, too, to remember, who's the most unhappy. All together it was called "play before sleep in quiet games".

After the revolution the hotel was a boarding school for street children - "the State society of charity". Abbreviated as GOP. Hence Gopnik.

Every Friday we go with the guys to play in one cafe, though it in no way to blame. We have a tradition of giving his art to everyone who can't fight back.