Don't send me flowers (Send Me No Flowers) (№ 394000)

- What are you doing?
Pills from insomnia for George.
- Are you a pharmacist?
- No, but I'm not stupid. You know George. He thinks he can't sleep without medication, and I sculpt him a sugar pill.
- Does it work?
- For five consecutive years. You know what's funny? When he takes out two, he falls asleep twice as fast.
- It is necessary to publish in a medical journal!
- In any case.
Why?
- He reads every issue!