Movie: Don't send me flowers (Send Me No Flowers)

- A common misunderstanding. I blame myself, really.
- You said, something with heart...
- I know. But I was wrong. I'm really sorry.
- I hope that you're sorry, damn it! Because of you I have three days in a row drinking, only now sober. In addition, I have two days composing the Eulogy. And you see, don't die!
- I'm sorry.
- You made a fool of me! I cried, drank, wrote, cutting the lawn...
- I already apologized.
- Do not do that with your best friend!

- What happened to you?
- In what sense?
Usually in this situation you would die of jealousy.
- I?
- Exactly.
- I'm not jealous!
- Remember that Blinkotv Larry gave me a coat?
- He gave you a coat? He gave me a reason to shoot him!
- See how you're jealous of me.

- Our problems are solved.
What?
We found a husband for Judy.
- Who?
- Who? Burt's Power, of course.
- Are you crazy?! Give Judy for this idiot? I'd rather live!

- <...> George rightly said in one speech: without them, a city the size of Pittsburgh would be plunged into darkness.
- Judging by what I saw in Pittsburgh, it would be better.

- So you married the girl Judy Happala...
- Yes, married!
- You know, Judy was, so to speak, the Queen of the College. We thought she was going to marry someone like Cary Grant.
- And came just for me.

- What are you doing?
Pills from insomnia for George.
- Are you a pharmacist?
- No, but I'm not stupid. You know George. He thinks he can't sleep without medication, and I sculpt him a sugar pill.
- Does it work?
- For five consecutive years. You know what's funny? When he takes out two, he falls asleep twice as fast.
- It is necessary to publish in a medical journal!
- In any case.
Why?
- He reads every issue!

- You write too much for simple stomach upsets.
The more I write, the more money you make.

Well, there you have it again?
What? I have a pain.
- Can you show me where?
Here. Hurts like hell when hit.
- Do not push... so, George, what is the pain sharp, dull or constraining?
Yes. One of the three.

God, was I exhausted! Today I was on the visits in eight patients. Why I did not become an expert? Could sleep peacefully, as those lucky enough to allergists. They work as bankers, and earnings are the same. One made 100 thousand dollars for some pollen and built a house. If the variety of pollen will continue to procreate...

- You're a filthy, shameless smelly rascal.
- But single.

- Have to cancel dinner with Winston ber for health.
- Honey, you can feel free to take a chance to drink with him a Cup of tea.

- Do not oil! In cholesterol!
Two years ago you didn't know what cholesterol is, and now he's come over you.
- Laugh, laugh! Men my age are dropping like flies! Don't read the death notices? The horror, how scary!
- So why do you read them?
- Do I have to deceive yourself?
- No. But if someone is sick with something, it doesn't mean you're sick.
- What's this?
- Remember what happened to you, when operated, Watty Ford? You thought that you, at the elbow fractured bone.

I called the doctor Mauricie, let another look at me. Probably nothing serious.
- You've had 2 weeks ago!
For two weeks a lot can change. Without warning.
- Until then, eat for health.
Only after verification.
- Eat at least a sandwich. His x-ray picture is seen.
- It ballast substances.
- For whom do I prepare?

- How you smell... Is that perfume I gave you for your wedding day?
Not at all, dear. Those that I traded.