Battleborn (№ 412438)

"So, I'm walking up a hill, a supply of firewood is tied to my back for the whole winter, and I'm thinking, 'Damn, what a beautiful day, today I'm going to go down the western trail,' I'll make a variety, you know? And so I go and go, and then right out of nowhere - bang! - Two bears, angry as hell and half a meter taller than me, and I still thought: "Here's crap, the axe is at the bottom left." I then rushed to this two bears and thought, "Well, with or without an axe, you'll have to make it with these hands, right? So, I run to this creature and almost halfway through realize that this is an alpha male, well, one of those with crooked, poisonous claws. Man, do you want to experience life in a new way? Fight the alpha male two bears... Well, did I answer your question?
- Yep, and the question was, "What's your name?"
- Ah... This is. Montana.
- Is it a first name or surname?
- I have no other names, Chief.