Character: Montana



- ... And here we have a dining room! Here you can coolly freeze the worm - HA! Worm! Appreciated my joke? You're like, bird!
- Well, yes, in a way. Will this excursion of yours last a long time?
- I've left the tastyat it for last. Welcome to the armory.
- Oh wow...
- I knew you'd like it. You've had a hard time in the last couple of weeks - lost the planet and that's it...
- Yes in her ass! You guys have such cool stuff here!... Oh my gosh, is it the KX-13? With autocharging?! Yes, I even sneer at my planet!
- I had a slightly different thought, but since you like it...
- Fate brought me here! Right to this pile of coolness! Thank you, Valelsi!!!
- Well, uh... Enjoy yourself.
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"So, I'm walking up a hill, a supply of firewood is tied to my back for the whole winter, and I'm thinking, 'Damn, what a beautiful day, today I'm going to go down the western trail,' I'll make a variety, you know? And so I go and go, and then right out of nowhere - bang! - Two bears, angry as hell and half a meter taller than me, and I still thought: "Here's crap, the axe is at the bottom left." I then rushed to this two bears and thought, "Well, with or without an axe, you'll have to make it with these hands, right? So, I run to this creature and almost halfway through realize that this is an alpha male, well, one of those with crooked, poisonous claws. Man, do you want to experience life in a new way? Fight the alpha male two bears... Well, did I answer your question?
- Yep, and the question was, "What's your name?"
- Ah... This is. Montana.
- Is it a first name or surname?
- I have no other names, Chief.
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MIKE, buddy! Hi, how is it? I don't often write letters, but I decided to draw you here!
How are you doing with the infusion into the team? Ok? Good to hear! I can't believe we both serve on the Nega. Yeah, I've sent them a dozen requests and we've kind of been serving together for the last few years, but really, is that cool?!
By the way, can you do that? And? And that? SO!... Oh, that's not a video. Yes. Anyway, I did it like it there, I did it like... Push ups... well, you get the understanding. Only with the C1 model on the back. That's it! Ta-dam!
Okay... it's time to run. I will fry the valelsi hive from the cannon. As if not to be late for transport! See you!
Your best friend, Montana.
P.S. Vote to make my main theme the anthem of OMR!
№ 412437   Added MegaMozg 31-01-2021 / 04:27