Open MIC (№ 427066)

My wife constantly scolds me for not being punchy, not working anywhere. He says, you lie on the couch, you do nothing. I tell her, "Queen, don't dust! There is a crisis in the country, the lack of work is the norm." It is with this formulation that half of the unemployed in Russia lie on the couch, watch "Cop Wars" and wait for economic growth. Although, personally, I believe that the crisis is a media invention. I know for sure when there was no crisis. There was no crisis when there was no TV. It's just that people lived, didn't know about anything. Sometimes tanks could pass by the village. Sometimes a squad could jump in, kill half of the village. In general, there was no crisis. It was not crowded, but there was no crisis.