Book: Restoration lunch

About women I have something I do not remember how they look; I don't remember their names; don't want to know from whom they got pregnant.

The set of mental abnormalities is the nature...

I must say that in questionable situations, I look at the TV. For example, invite a girl and immediately after news - to switch to porn. What, in fact, one and the same. If the girl did not notice such a smooth transition, it is possible to talk to her about the amazing property of some individuals to get offspring. And if you noticed, we can say: "Oh!" They say, pressed the wrong button. To wait, when the news ends, and having this girl home. Maybe she is a future political scientist and prefers vegetative reproduction.

Maybe it is not good to talk about the officials, but they looked Gaidar hereditary tribe hating Russian.

Anyone who expects compassion, needs to start to lose weight. Not slapping their belly for emphasis.

- One man had a dream - said of Sesterces, getting closer to me, that he rises with the sun and sets with the moon. The man interpreted this to mean that his wife was stupid. And smart women - blondes and redheads.

- Do you have any perverse pictures? innocently I asked.
Irena for a moment ceased to crackle.
- How flawed? she said. - Since there are pictures where I weigh seventy-five pounds. From my point of view is immoral.

When I lost a friend, I decided to have himself a true friend - a dog or a wife.

When a woman does not have enough arguments, she grabs the frying pan.

Every woman needs time to sacrifice principles, or her principles to be nobody cares.