Author of quotes: Jiri Groshek
To resist feminine whims - like blow on wave.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 15:40
Nobody cares about people who wish to take the first call.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 15:40
If you have brains on one side, one can imagine that it is the beret!
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 17:20
The first law says curdled milk - if you are destined to turn sour, then you're not allowed to ferment...the second law of yogurt claims that it is more interesting to wander around myself, than to hear gurgling others.
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 17:20
About women I have something I do not remember how they look; I don't remember their names; don't want to know from whom they got pregnant.
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MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 20:38
The set of mental abnormalities is the nature...
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MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 20:37
Russian tourists are disappointed - they have no place to knock on the table dead fish. Because the beer in Prague it is customary to drink with dumplings, and the dumplings did not knock - they are balls of dough...
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MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 20:37
Breakfast buffet is like playing Russian roulette. Charging one spoiled mushroom in drum of thirty dishes, and a long rest you provided.
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MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 20:37
I must say that in questionable situations, I look at the TV. For example, invite a girl and immediately after news - to switch to porn. What, in fact, one and the same. If the girl did not notice such a smooth transition, it is possible to talk to her about the amazing property of some individuals to get offspring. And if you noticed, we can say: "Oh!" They say, pressed the wrong button. To wait, when the news ends, and having this girl home. Maybe she is a future political scientist and prefers vegetative reproduction.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 08:10
Maybe it is not good to talk about the officials, but they looked Gaidar hereditary tribe hating Russian.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 08:10
Anyone who expects compassion, needs to start to lose weight. Not slapping their belly for emphasis.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 08:09
- One man had a dream - said of Sesterces, getting closer to me, that he rises with the sun and sets with the moon. The man interpreted this to mean that his wife was stupid. And smart women - blondes and redheads.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 08:09
- Do you have any perverse pictures? innocently I asked.
Irena for a moment ceased to crackle.
- How flawed? she said. - Since there are pictures where I weigh seventy-five pounds. From my point of view is immoral.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 08:09
When I lost a friend, I decided to have himself a true friend - a dog or a wife.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 09:54
When a woman does not have enough arguments, she grabs the frying pan.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 09:54