Book: That Munchhausen

When I cut, I suffer, but when complement becomes unbearable!

How many days per year?.. Three hundred and sixty five!.. Exactly?.. No, not exactly... In the year three hundred and sixty five days and six hours. These hours add up, and then every fourth year is a leap... But I started to wonder whether in the year three hundred and sixty-five days six hours?! It turns out, no! In a normal year has three hundred and sixty-five days six hours and three more seconds... It will tell you any astronomer, even not as authoritative as I am. We just have to rise to the stars with a chronometer and from there to follow the rotation of the Earth. I did it more than once. Mar can confirm! So three seconds unaccounted time. Over the years, these seconds add up over the centuries - in clock. In short, my dear, during the existence of our city, we have time an extra day! Thirty-second of may!

It's hard to tell when you watch as many sympathetic eyes. Divorce is disgusting not because separating spouses, but because the man somehow start to consider "free," and a woman "abandoned". No! Do not humiliate me with pity, Lord! Better save yourself! My husband is a dangerous man, ladies and gentlemen!.. I married him not for love, but out of a sense of duty to the country... Twenty years I have humbled him, I held him within the boundaries of family life and thus saved him from the life of society! Now you cut the ties... well! Blame for the consequences but ourselves... Not scared, I'm lonely, scary that he is on the loose!!!