Character: Baron Munchausen

- Remember when we met Shakespeare, he said: "All lovers swear to fulfill more than you can, and do not perform even possible."
Well... he said it rashly, without thinking.
- Shakespeare?
Then he added: "the Obstacles of love only strengthen it."
- We have too many of these obstacles. They are is beyond me.

But it's not everything.

- I had to choose one of two things, to die or somehow be saved.
- Well, what do you choose?
- Guess. I decided to escape.

Remember when we were at Archimedes, he said, "love is a theorem that needs to prove every day". Tell me something good-bye.

However, you must have noticed that all of my stories there is no word of a lie. Lie to me is disgusting, and I am happy that all my family always thought I was a truthful person on earth.

But why are you laughing? Do you think that I'm telling you the truth? No, my every word is the pure truth.

As they say, you should be able to survive in this world.
Wie gesagt, man muss sich in der Welt nur zu helfen wissen.

Resourcefulness begets heroic actions.
Gegenwart des Geistes ist die Seele mannhafter Taten.

- Would it not be helpful...
- It will be. You will have a kebab!

- Well, say something at parting!
- What to say?
- Think about it. There is always something important for a minute.
- I... I'll be waiting for you!
- Not!
- I... I love you very much!
- Not!
- I'll be true to you!
- Do not!
They put raw powder, Carl! They want to stop you!
- Here.

To get her back, you must return yourself.

- Thomas! Are you satisfied that we have a 32nd of may!?
Actually, not really, sir. On June 1st, I get paid a salary..
- You do not understand.

When I cut, I suffer, but when complement becomes unbearable!

How many days per year?.. Three hundred and sixty five!.. Exactly?.. No, not exactly... In the year three hundred and sixty five days and six hours. These hours add up, and then every fourth year is a leap... But I started to wonder whether in the year three hundred and sixty-five days six hours?! It turns out, no! In a normal year has three hundred and sixty-five days six hours and three more seconds... It will tell you any astronomer, even not as authoritative as I am. We just have to rise to the stars with a chronometer and from there to follow the rotation of the Earth. I did it more than once. Mar can confirm! So three seconds unaccounted time. Over the years, these seconds add up over the centuries - in clock. In short, my dear, during the existence of our city, we have time an extra day! Thirty-second of may!