Book: Favorite aphorisms. Page 4
Long chase the lion Pride for a pig of Selfishness, but every time she easily hid from him in a thicket of Dull Apathy. But once he managed to waylay her at the waterhole on the river of Delights.
There was nowhere to retreat.
- You do not eat, you better love me, ' said the pig, looking into the eyes of the lion. - I give birth to you a great children!
Without looking up from her enchanted gaze, Leo slowly walked into the river and immersed it in water, turned into a huge boar.
Offspring couple surprised all the jungle on his own merits.
- That means fresh blood! - said the happy mother.
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While the arms of the sofa seem to you sweeter than the Divine, in the "religion" you can write: blank.
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One day the neighbour went to Nasreddin Hodja and saw him watering his garden from a watering can.
- Why don't you buy a hose? - suggested by a neighbor.
- If the vegetables have absorbed moisture as greedily as disciples of wisdom, I would have done it long ago, explained to him the sage.
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- Teacher, what more is stopping my progress: intelligence or stupidity?
- Your mind and my stupidity.
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- How to distinguish a true teacher from the false? asked Khoja Nasreddin.
- The teacher is a mirror, explained the sage. - If it's real, you can see your reflection, if not a beautiful frame.
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- O my master! - exclaimed the student. - I am passionately waiting for the arrival of all-consuming Love, but at the same time afraid that it will swallow me whole.
- At the first appearance boldly throw her into the jaws of his fear - advised the master, and she would surely choke them.
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Monkey my Frivolity loves to swing on vines Discretion.
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Teacher! Not too generously throw you in front of us the seeds of Eternal Wisdom? - asked the disciples.
- The tares - reassured of their master.
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One day the neighbor went to Hodja Nasreddin in very upset.
- I was thinking today - he said, - why bother to pray, ask Allah about this and that... surely He doesn't know that I'm better or worse?
Allah knows, ' replied the Hodja. The question is, you know it's you.
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One night Nasreddin Hodja was resting on a bench in his garden.
- Why don't you buy a TV? - asked the neighbor.
Instead of answering Nasreddin tapped with the tip of a bent index finger on his forehead.
Neighbor, before knowing the existence of the third eye at the famous mystic, not in the least offended.
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- What is a religious vision? asked the disciples of Hodja Nasreddin.
- First, a person begins to see the visible world, - said Hodge. - Then he had a long and vaguely begins to see beyond the visible world of God.
Suddenly, he clearly sees God.
After this long he dimly begins to see God visible world.
Finally, he clearly sees both together.
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- What do you do if a student asks you a question, the answer to which is not ready? asked Khoja Nasreddin.
Fat worm to peck in two stages, - said the sage.
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- Are not you afraid of ever going to sound plain stupid? asked Nasreddin Hodja skeptic.
- Once on the other side of the mind and no-mind, it ceases to be a problem, told him the secret of the great sage.
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One day Hodja Nasreddin, watering your garden, looked a wandering dervish.
- And what meaning you find in these vegetables? disappointedly he asked.
- Just as their seeds ripen, these pickles, from the depths of your being grow questions to me, ' said Hodge, and answering them, I thereby contribute to the growth of their crops.
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One day Nasreddin Hodja was asked:
- Is it true that you are a great sage and reside in Eternity?
"Sometimes," gently replied the Hodja.
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