Book: Monday begins on Saturday



- Absolutely the old man became. A hundred years ago or, say, in Gonzale for such a descent I would have deprived of the diploma, to be sure, Alexander Ivanovich. I used to levitating as Sex. Now excuse me, I can't bring vegetation on the ears. It's so untidy... But if you have no talent? A huge number of temptations around, all kinds of degrees, titles, the laureate prize, and there is no talent! We have many grows to old age. Luminaries is, of course, does not apply. Gian Giacomo, Cristobal Junta, Giuseppe Balsamo or, say, comrade Kivrin Fedor Simeonovich... No sign of vegetation! No-ka-fir! Smooth skin, elegance, harmony...
- Excuse me, you said, Giuseppe Balsamo? But it's the same as the count of Cagliostro! But according to Tolstoy, the count was fat and very unpleasant to view...
- You're just not in the know, Alexander. Count Cagliostro is not the same as the great Balsamo. It's... how would you say... It's not a very good copy. Balsamo in his youth he matricial yourself. He was extremely, extremely talented, but you know how when you're young... Fast, funny - anyhow, that would be fine... Yes... Never say that Balsamo and Cagliostro are one and the same. Could be awkward.
I'm certainly not an expert. But... I'm Sorry for the indelicate question, but what is sofa? Who wants to know? Maybe you'd be more comfortable through...... Here before you came a friend, he used.
And and, my friend, because it was Cristobal Junta! He is to infiltrate through the sewers for a dozen leagues... We're down... the Sofa he took with him or Disapparated?
- N - don't know. The point is that it is too late.
- Late? It? Incredible... However, how can we be the judge?
However, I thought out loud. Not would seep into the sewer!..
№ 357796   Added MegaMozg 20-01-2019 / 20:14
That was with a shovel, long and monotonously spelled out the basis of the political structure of this beautiful country, is a citizen the way he was. The device was extremely democratic, about any coercion of citizens could not be and speeches (it several times with a special emphasis is underlined), all were rich and free from cares, and even the farmer had at least three slaves.
Quote Explanation: Privalov involved in the testing machine, allowing you to go to described by the writers of the past or the future. Privalov is sent in the described science fiction future.
№ 356880   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2019 / 05:54
If the person is not fed, not watered, not treated,, this, will, mean, unhappy and may even die.
№ 343829   Added MegaMozg 18-09-2018 / 04:03
The fact that the most interesting and elegant research results often have the ability to seem abstruse to the uninitiated and sad and confusing. People who are far from science, in our time, waiting for her miracle and only miracle and hardly able to distinguish a real scientific miracle from a trick or some intellectual somersault.
№ 322484   Added MegaMozg 09-04-2018 / 14:06
Wine, used in moderation, very good for the stomach; but when you drink it too much, it produces pairs, degrading man to the extent foolish beasts. You have sometimes seen drunks and remember more just aversion to them, you have no effect.
№ 322483   Added MegaMozg 09-04-2018 / 14:05
And then came across some people dressed only partially: say, in a green hat and a red jacket on a naked body (nothing else); or in the yellow boots and a colorful tie (no pants, no shirts, or even underwear); or in elegant shoes on his bare feet. Others regarded them quietly, and I hesitated until, until I remembered that some authors tend to write something like "the door opened and on the threshold appeared a slender, muscular man in a hairy cap and dark glasses".
№ 272604   Added MegaMozg 25-01-2017 / 12:41
The range of his knowledge was daunting. No stories and no songs he did not know more than half, but it was the Russian, Ukrainian, West Slavic, German, English, even Japanese, Chinese and African fairy tales, legends, Proverbs, ballads, songs, romances, ditties, and refrains. Sclerosis led him into a rage several times he rushed to the trunk of an oak tree and tore the bark with their claws, he hissed and spat, and his eyes burned like the devil, and furry tail, thick as a log, then looked to the Zenith, then frantically twitched, then lashed his sides. But the only song he sang to the end, was "Chizhik-Pyzhik", and the only tale he told coherently was "the House that Jack built" in the Marshak translation, and even then with some cuts.
Quote Explanation: About the cat Basil.
№ 272603   Added MegaMozg 25-01-2017 / 12:41
They ceremoniously walked out proudly with his head and not looking at each other. The girls giggled. I'm not especially scared. I sat down, hands on head, above left leaf and a while vaguely listening to in the corridor by the mighty roaring of the bass Feodor Simeonovich, through the dry angry cries cristóbal of Kosevich. Then Feodor Simeonovich roared: "You go to my office!" - "If you please!" shrieked the Junta. They were already on "you". And the voices went away. "Duel! A duel!" - started chattering girls. The Junta went dashing glory of the bully and bully. It was said that he causes the enemy to his lab, offers a choice of rapiers, swords, or halberds, followed by a La Jean Marais jumping on the table and tilting the cabinets. But for Fedor Simeonovich was to be calm. It was clear that they are in the office for half an hour will be grim silence across the table, then Feodor Simeonovich hard sigh, open pohrebets ' and fill two shot glasses of elixir of Bliss. The junta will lift the nostrils, twirl the mustache and drink. Feodor Simeonovich will immediately fill the glasses again and shout to the lab: "Fresh pickles."
№ 272602   Added MegaMozg 25-01-2017 / 12:41
- I write poetry I can not, - said Korneev. - By nature I am not Pushkin. I am by nature Belinsky.
№ 272601   Added MegaMozg 25-01-2017 / 12:41
"However," favorably continued Vic - our Sichenzia gives some hope. In his idea there is a kind of noble madness.
№ 272600   Added MegaMozg 25-01-2017 / 12:40
In the Department of Eternal Youth after a long and serious illness died the model of the immortal man.
№ 237436   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 12:13
Top secret. Before reading burn.
Quote Explanation: the inscription on the folder that was lying on the floor of the cluttered room.
№ 237432   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 12:12
- Do you believe in ghosts? - the lecturer asked one of the listeners.
- Of course not, ' replied the lecturer and slowly melted into air.
№ 237420   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 12:12
There were signals: not tea he's drinking!
№ 215723   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 17:26
With modest Matveevich all tried to maintain good relations, because he was a powerful, relentless and extremely ignorant.
№ 151968   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 10:52