Book: Monday begins on Saturday. Page 1

Reached me, o king, that the glorious city of Baghdad
there lived a tailor, named... He got down on all fours, arched its back and hissed angrily. - With these names I especially disgusting! Abu Ali...... Someone bin someone... W-well, say, Polwart. Polwart Ibn... mne-e... Poluektovich... still can't remember what it was with this tailor. Well, the dog with him, start another...

MAG - not the object of cautious admiration and gratitude, but not annoying Cintura, the identity is not of this world, which constantly lose points, not able to face the bully and in love with the girl reads selected passages from "a Course in differential and integral calculus".

I know that Monday begins on Saturday.

People come here, which was a pleasure to be with each other than apart, who could not stand any kind of Sunday, because Sunday they were bored.

I have one friend. He says that man is only an intermediate link necessary for the nature to create the crown of creation: wine-glasses of cognac with a slice of lemon.

Bad to read a good book from the end, isn't it?

Not born happy, be happy.

People often can't deal with his sour thoughts, then he and man - a transitional stage from Neanderthal man to the magician. But he can act contrary to these thoughts, and then he still has a chance.

Among them, no one knew exactly what happiness is and what the meaning of life. And they took a working hypothesis that happiness is a continuous knowledge of the unknown and the meaning of life in the same.

Only one will reach the goal, who doesn't know the word "fear"...

The science that we believe, in advance and prepares us for gradusi miracles, and psychic shock occurs in us only when we are faced with the unpredicted.

- Hello, Privalov! For a long time?
- Dogs are, - I said angrily. - I'm working.

- A tooth she is not hush?
- Do not hush! I say to you, no teeth.

He had three sons-Prince. First... mne-e-e... the Third was a fool, but the first?..