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My niece is very smart. But she's a good girl and doing everything to get rid of this Vice forever.
№ 3771   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 20:38
- If I were your wife, I would have left, too.
- If you were my wife, I would have hanged myself.
№ 1117   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:52
- You're very cute!
- Thank you!
- Do you agree? Consider yourself cute?
№ 1087   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:51
- Petty ugliness of our existence seem so insignificant in the face of all these beauties of nature, ' I said.
- Oh, honey, look! You behind a Bush in the shape of Elton John! answered Chloe.
№ 463   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:25
Someday, there'll be good times, and vans with a red cross will appear on stage at a critical moment when you really need it. And people in white robes with a shining halo around his head will always come to you for help, to be sure. Ever.
№ 233   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:11
No cameras, no patrols, no dogs. On national security is spent billions, and that only one of the rickety fence? Here is the war on terrorism.
№ 39   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:00