Category: sarcastic quotes. Page 769

Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what something goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled.

Yes? Sorry... My back hurt your knife?

- Well, sho, doctor, hear?
- Fima, shut up from the other side. Let the doctor safely make my own opinion.
- Well, please.
- Does not bother me.
- What do you know? An intelligent person!

- I lost the orgasm.
- In the cab, remember?

I looked at him and realized that we were made for each other. So I made a scene and kicked him out.
- It is logical.

If you don't like rock, don't like drugs, then sit down and drink a coke.

If you have a broomstick up his ass doesn't mean that you're a peacock.
(From what you've stuffed in the ass feather you still not a peacock.)

When they say "end of the world", so want to sell cornflakes, but if they say not to panic, here it's more than that.

- ... it is logical.
- Yes, Henry, it is logical! And now shut your logical throat, please.

And if Jesus Christ had died from a barbiturate overdose, alone on the bathroom floor, He ascended to Heaven or not?

How can you sit and play this stupid game when your sister almost died?!
- Mom, she tried to slit her wrists with a spoon. It's just an attempt to draw attention to himself.
- Stop it! Next time she can do something more serious!
- Yes, for example, to jump off the porch!..

Mail the not-too-protects against arrows, especially if you aim between the eyes.

- Britney, you have a phobia or do you just think that thinking is too painful?

- How the guy celebrates anniversary, you can understand how much he needs you!
- Well... I always asked cutting off the ear.