Character: Samantha Jones

Honey, you're living in the past. You need a mirror of your relationship.

My attitude to being a bridesmaid is the same as yours to Botox - painful and unnecessary

I was afraid. Afraid to do what you asked. I was afraid that I would ruin everything, that I would be wrong, that I would not be able to do everything well enough and I would let you all and the rest down. Therefore, I could not do this. I tried, but I was too afraid to fail.

Parents really tend to judge each other. Don't know why. Maybe because none of us really knows what he's doing?

This guy is something. Every night sex with a new partner. He's just like... I was five years ago.

- I can't believe my life revolves around men. When I let this happen!
- But you love him!
- Because I say his name fifty times more often than their own? Because I care about him and his needs before her own? What I do love is?
- No, that's marriage.

You might live another day. Perhaps another thousand days, or three thousand, or ten, so many days that one can bathe, roll, pass through fingers, as coins. So many days that you can waste them. But for some of us tomorrow will not come.

- Let me give you something that will calm you down. Maybe a Cup of tea.
Is not tea.
Tea-quila.

- What's the matter?
- You're gorgeous.
- Surprise me with something that I don't.

The only thing worse than a happy couple is a happy couple on Valentine's Day.

The country better if the White house was an attractive man. See, as it was under Nixon that nobody wanted him to have, so he had the whole country.

Try to change a man is useless. Will not move an inch. The only thing to fix is the hair and wardrobe, but there is a constant struggle.

- If looking at other women his biggest problem, then you just got lucky.
- He should be able to stop.
In men it is ineradicable. It's part of their genetic code.

Love makes you giddy.