Character: Samantha Jones. Page 3

- He did a disgusting thing! He, he, he took me by the hand!
Fu! The horror! And this man served us drinks!

- You dress in the Department for boys?
- And you to age?!

- Oh, you're so fat!
- Yes, and I can eat whatever I want! Jealous?!
- And today I drink Scotch. Jealous?

If you tell the man that you hate him - you will have the best sex of my life, but if you tell him "I love you", maybe you'll never see him again.
(You say to the man "I hate you" - and get the best sex of his life, and when I say "I love you" - have a real opportunity to say goodbye to him forever.)

Honey, men don't like real people, we have no right to fart, use tampons, or have hair in the wrong places.

I went to a male gynecologist. A strange feeling: he is puffed up there for half an hour and you go without orgasm, and even with the score.

- He's a bad guy. Bad guys do bad things.
Good too... the Good guys screw you bad guys screw you.
- ... the rest just don't know how to break you.

Easy? You men can't even imagine what it's like to do a Blowjob! You need to think about your teeth, strain your jaw, suck and swallow! Thus it is necessary not to forget to breathe not to choke! And that's just?! Honey, it's a hell of a job!

Men are for fucking, women for friendship.
Men for sex, women for friendship.

You see that friend? I slept with him. And that one over there? I, too, slept. Never thought I'd see them again.
- It may be to stigmatize them in order to know where the herd migrates?

- After eating from this restaurant I have to eat pizza.
- I napkin to wipe the chair - such a sexy waiter!

- In any case do not buy this massager - it can burn your Clit!
Even through my pants?
Even through the ski suit.

He told me that I was scared.
- When I get scared I hide under my blanket and not have someone between your legs.

- You money for me is not enough.
- I am very rich.
- And I'm a very talented woman.