Character: Samantha Jones. Page 1

I like it when men think I'm smarter than them, because usually it's true.

- Yes, the woman in anger is really scary.
- But what a wealth of images!

- .. relationship is not always in order to be happy, right?
- You are often happy in their relationship? I think the question you.
- Every day.
- Are you happy every day?
- Not all day, every day.

"I'm sorry. Can't. Don't hate me". Son of a bitch was quick.

- You look good!
Thank you, I have cancer!

- It was what it was. At the time you made the right decision.

- God, how I want to eat!
- There's no food - just drinks.
- Then I martinis and six olives!

- Are you saying that for anything in the world would contact a guy who lives with his parents?
- Well, maybe Prince William...

Why are we going shopping, if you have a broken finger?
- I have a broken finger, but not a broken will. Come on!

Someone else's opinion doesn't matter. No one knows what goes on behind closed doors.

If you were 25, it would be adorable but you're 32 and this is stupid.

If there is good sex, what the hell difference that someone that would think?

The woman has the full right to use any means to achieve the goal.

The former lovers is always competition. It's called "who will die miserable".