Character: Daria Morgendorffer

“At least this is valuable knowledge.

All this science fiction takes us back to the days of Cold War paranoia.
- In the Sky: Aliens, Under the Bed: Communists.

- I'd rather sit at home on my masterpiece pope.

- What does existential mean?
- In this case, existential means pseudo-intellectual poser dressed in a cheap fair.

- We have something in common.
- The habit to breathe.

- Now hell and purgatory in the parlance of the gym and locker room.
And if you give me 20 bucks, I'll show you the cabin, that nobody wrote.
- My friend, of course, was joking. There is always wrote.

And who invented these stupid rules?
- That's life.
Sucks.

Let them leave us alone, or I'll start to hug you.
- You wouldn't!
- We'll see.

- You need to choose something that you will surely fail, and prove that the defeat is not the end of the world.
My everlasting motto in life.

- As it says... to Love and to part.
- If you know who to give the eye.

- No, I don't want to talk about it.
- What?
- About what you want to talk heart to heart.

- By the way, some guys think I'm smart and beautiful!
- You can find them in a psychiatric hospital.

- We are in town a week, and we already gets boring.
Damn.
- Come on, man. Daria cool.
She doesn't look like cool.
- Of course, cool. Daria, do something cool.
- Um ... Who wants pizza? I'm buying.
- Cool chick.

- What was it?
- My imaginary friend fell out.
It's even imaginary friends one is a disgrace.