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Fifth level of happiness - creativity. Impact on the lives of others...
- The sixth level is heroin, and the seventh will be when you leave.

I delight in men over seventy. They always offer women the love to the grave.

He invented or together with the corpses?

The funny thing is that the more I understood the idiocy of what you are doing, the less remained to me of opportunities to stop myself. I'm probably a masochist.

- Know how to drown a blonde, Rosalie? I asked her, not even bothering to turn to her. - Put a mirror on the bottom of the pool.

Miiiikaa... that was a mistake now! We're all here for you, we're right behind you, for you... but Saaaa, he seebee all of us.

Why didn't I just leave? Oh yeah, I'm an idiot.

- How does it feel when your boyfriend's a vampire?
Can't be any better.

The best of us puking the first.

- I love you... so much!
Is this your buddy? Or is that your butt?!

All children have one thing in common - they all suck.

The woman to go to bed with a man, you need a sense of intimacy, trust, and bond strength. The man - main place...

It was a dream?
What makes you think that?
- If the person in the dream clenches his fists so that the nails dig into the skin, he sees not the pony.

- The ocean is full of fish.
- I don't want to upset you, but the ocean will not accept your credit card.