Movie: Men in black 2 (Men in Black II)
Agent Jay: As always...
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MegaMozg 04-02-2022 / 01:27
Hey! Don't touch my ass.
- Sorry, I thought this face.
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MegaMozg 26-08-2019 / 17:18
Looking at night at the stars, you're dimly aware that you're a completely different person. And that there, you know more than that here
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MegaMozg 13-06-2019 / 17:05
- What's with the video card?
I do not know.
- Watch.
- To remind.
- What?
I don't remember. Let me guess.
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MegaMozg 14-03-2017 / 11:24
Kay!
- You came back, giving light! Kay hail, hail Kay! In the early light of dawn K. Praise!
- You're the man who will be king of the train locker.
- Oh, good and gentle townsfolk of locker C-18... did Not leave if I here something?
- Left. The time Keeper. He covered our streets and hearts.
- I've been looking everywhere for this watch.
- Oh, merciful! Clock tower! We lived according to these laws, and peace has reigned throughout our world.
Pass it on to others! Let them be enlightened! Be kind! Rewind! Reconcile your past to step into your future! Two for one every Wednesday. Let's two times more than they receive. In sacred of our days.
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MegaMozg 14-03-2017 / 11:24
- You will be a mini-pizza? Delicious. Like a mini-donut, and the filling as pizza. She cooks it with Fontina cheese. She has palsy, shaking hands and poured a lot of cheese...
- ...
- *loudly* No, thanks, we're fine.
Quote Explanation: At the video store. A couple of offers before viewing the tapes to drink coffee with pizza.
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MegaMozg 14-03-2017 / 11:23
- You're old!
- No...
But you know his head grows back.
- Is it true?
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MegaMozg 14-03-2017 / 11:23
- You don't remember me but we worked together.
- I haven't worked in a funeral home. How can I help you, genius? I'm good here work!
- Yes, because almost all postal workers are aliens!
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MegaMozg 13-03-2017 / 12:09
The authorities in new York thank you for participating in the exercise. If it was real, you would have eaten. You are not listening. You stupid! How could I break into the back door of the car? In this matter, the people of new York. "Oh, we've seen". "No! The worm, a length of 600 feet, save us, the Black man!" I came in, politely asked: "Go!" And you sit there like... [neutralize them the second time] Thank you for participating in the exercise. We hope you enjoyed our new, less long subway train. Don't trip over! All the best for you.
Quote Explanation: Jay neutralizes commuters
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MegaMozg 13-03-2017 / 12:09
Jeff, excuse my partner. He's new and... [Jeff attacks T] Yes, and stupid.
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MegaMozg 13-03-2017 / 12:09
- What did you shout "run"? I am from the battlefield don't run.
But he took your gun... Zhahnul on the head... Throw it across the room... You were lying on the floor.
- That's my tactic.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:12
- Ask agent.
- Will not work.
- Died?
Like... He works in the mail.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:12
You are barking at the moon, you idiot!
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 09:14
- I've never had as a child a Gameboy!?
- WHAT IS A GAMEBOY!!!?
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 03:22
And watch out Niebla.
- And some of them Niibl?
- Uh.. one of you Niibl?
- Yo mama!
- Here is Niibl.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 00:07