Character: Agent Jay



Looking at night at the stars, you're dimly aware that you're a completely different person. And that there, you know more than that here
№ 372388   Added MegaMozg 13-06-2019 / 17:05
Dude, the difference between me and you is that when I tear up someone's ass, do I look stylish!
Quote Explanation: Battle "Men in black vs X-files" Agent Jay told Madler
№ 352327   Added MegaMozg 07-12-2018 / 01:18
Ooh, sconces-am, and it's clearly from the planet CRAP.
№ 285483   Added MegaMozg 02-05-2017 / 09:20
Oh, well, Yes. I also loved dad to play ball. However, I was thrown immediately into the wall, because father was not.
№ 285481   Added MegaMozg 02-05-2017 / 09:19
Hey, brother, today what?
Tuesday.
- A date?
- Fifteenth.
- What?
- Jul.
A year, man?!
- 1969.
- Thank you! I'm not schizo.
№ 285480   Added MegaMozg 02-05-2017 / 09:19
- You're old!
- No...
But you know his head grows back.
- Is it true?
№ 279225   Added MegaMozg 14-03-2017 / 11:23
The authorities in new York thank you for participating in the exercise. If it was real, you would have eaten. You are not listening. You stupid! How could I break into the back door of the car? In this matter, the people of new York. "Oh, we've seen". "No! The worm, a length of 600 feet, save us, the Black man!" I came in, politely asked: "Go!" And you sit there like... [neutralize them the second time] Thank you for participating in the exercise. We hope you enjoyed our new, less long subway train. Don't trip over! All the best for you.
Quote Explanation: Jay neutralizes commuters
№ 279223   Added MegaMozg 13-03-2017 / 12:09
It draws on nine points in my personal dermometr!
Quote Explanation: Jay spat on the internal Beetle, covered in mucus and snot.
№ 279221   Added MegaMozg 13-03-2017 / 12:09
- It's okay, Loreal.
- As of now maybe... well.
- I mean, all will soon be well.
Quote Explanation: The beetle seized the al hostage
№ 279220   Added MegaMozg 13-03-2017 / 12:09
- Doctor... um... Doctor, "how are you", here.
- Doctor "you"? You're not from the health Department!
№ 279218   Added MegaMozg 13-03-2017 / 12:09
I am now in a black funeral suit MIB. You know, what's the difference between us?! The suits love me!!
№ 279216   Added MegaMozg 13-03-2017 / 12:08
- Blinked a second pair of eyelids... Yeah a day.
- What a day. It's gills. not eyelids. Gills. He was out of breath. Did he say anything?
- Yes, the world will disappear.
- And when?
№ 279213   Added MegaMozg 13-03-2017 / 12:08
- What the hell is going on here?
- Brilliant question. The answer is in this gift from our alien friends.
- Honestly, who are you?
- To be honest, just a figment of your imagination. As you are gullible! Seriously you are lucky that no one was hurt in the explosion. An underground gas pipeline exploded. Nerd! Another time, my advice, watch where you are firing. Today call the infirmary, get checked out.
Quote Explanation: The guards selectively erased the memory after the death of the alien.
№ 279212   Added MegaMozg 13-03-2017 / 12:08
This. This is not a man, you know. See you all in the guts.
Quote Explanation: The shock of the guard, which was covered with slime alien
№ 279211   Added MegaMozg 13-03-2017 / 12:08
Hey! Hey. guys! Hey, old buddies!! And these dishes on the go?
Quote Explanation: Showing on the plates from the first settlers
№ 279209   Added MegaMozg 13-03-2017 / 12:07