Movie: Hitler kaput!
A and B sat on a pipe And fell down, B disappeared, who's left on the tube?
- V. Eyes!
- NKVD! For example, come into the HAZ.
- I came here to inform you that we are on the verge of failure. My contract mentions as force majeure. And so here I am.
- What are you failures, something unpleasant. Interrogations, pliers, chainsaw, behudi...
Of bigodi?!?
The hair on my ass stand on end!
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MegaMozg 18-11-2017 / 19:05
Not born beautiful, and born with useful ID thought Shurenberg, presenting the Schengen area.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 17:08
Why did I let her go shopping - you broke the head of Sorenberg. With my salary.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 17:07
To look for evidence against you - it's like that ass is crack open the champagne. No one could. And try to dumb.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 17:06
All you guys from the same designer collected.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 17:06
For the sake of the Motherland Shurenberg was ready to go at all. The key here was the word "go" and "on". The words "lie" and "below" have been deleted from the vocabulary of intelligence.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 17:06
A spy without a cipher, like a hamburger without Coca-Cola. Or as classmates without dot-ru. Or as Carlson. Without Baby.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 17:05
The centre has insisted on strict compliance with the measures of secrecy. The most important of these measures - regularly to glow in narrow and through a vicious circle of Berlin glamour. Shurenberg didn't love corporate parties. But it is impossible to slump. And he was forced to burn...
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 17:05
... me on the way to the service policeman has obisnuiti.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 17:04
I shot absolutely contraindicated by the district physician!
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 17:04
- Chur, I'm on the third month.
- From me?
- No, Hitler! Crazy!
- You are my happiness, rosy-cheeked. Love you my you boob lady!
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:06
- Gentlemen, he's such a fucking spy!..
You before treason to stremayutsya, evidence?
Unfortunately, there is no direct evidence.
- Then filter market! Otherwise you face shaved and a sharp easing of the chair.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 17:30
Intense fitness, a total of 14 hours of light sleep and again work day in stuffy offices of the Gestapo...
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 17:30
... I have a child allergic to gunfire.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:16
