Character: Zina

Zina, I bought this little scamp some Cracow sausage. Bothered to feed him.
Krakowska! Krakowski I eat.
- Try it! I'll eat you! It is a poison to the human stomach. A grown woman and, like a child, pulling any crap in your mouth. Remember: neither me, nor doctor Bormenthal will not to mess with you, when your stomach grab.

Sinus what that means?
- Another General meeting.
- Again? Well, now it's started, the house was gone. Everything will be like clockwork. Initially, each evening singing, then in the toilet pipes will freeze, then burst steam heating and so on.
'You take too black a view of things, Philip Fillipovich. They're very different now.
- Darling, I'm not talking about the Central heating! Let: social revolution - no need to drown. But I ask: why is it, when it started, everything began to go in a dirty COLOSO and boots on the marble stairs!
Oh my...
- Darling! I'm not even talking about the Central heating. Do not say. Let: social revolution - no need for heating. But I ask: why, when you started this whole story, everything began to go in dirty galoshes and felt boots on the marble stairs? Why should the galoshes are still locked under lock and key? And put them soldiers to prevent them from being stolen?
- He would be right on the rallies could to earn money... Excellent man.

The reflection in the mirror could only claim for the visually impaired love men, if he has to steal points.

Russian woman, whatever high position she held, the soul will always remain just a woman. She needs a man, you know? To your girlfriends to tell you what an asshole he is and how she is the mother-heroine. And without the goat, it is difficult to evaluate its feat.

Only what will we tell his children?... - What we teach them then?
- Yes, what will we tell his children?... - Before attempting to educate, we must educate ourselves.

All you guys from the same designer collected.

- And maybe put ice on your head?
- Better not, you already have a chronic brain freeze!

This is probably a new species - the tooth of stupidity!