Movie: Bad teacher (Bad Teacher)

Well, I still have the same end as the Jews say.

- You know, we're never going to be together.
Exactly.
- How is this even possible? Well, that's where you live? In some stupid apartment jerk neighbor?
- No, my asshole neighbor moved out. I am left alone and my dogs.
- How many dogs do you have?
- 4.
4 dogs?
- Yes, 4 of a Doberman.
- Family savings?
- Yes, of course. An impressive number, three-digit - almost $ 700.
So if I start Dating you, I will consciously make a choice in favor of the gym teacher who lives with his dog in a tent?

- Listen, since Amy is transferred, we can try again. Hi, I'm Scott Balakot! And you?
- Fuck off.

- I noticed you're not wearing a bra. Since it is just the boys playing.
Many do not wear a bra.
Especially a teacher.

She needs Ian... what's his name.
- Ian Mendelbaum? This rapper? Yes he is a moron.
- Yes, he fucking mouflon! But she don't care, so her values of life deep in the ass!

Well, it's time spatenki. In the morning I'll see you... Elizabeth! Bayu bayushki Bayu.

- We're going to the concert "Big change". Go?
- Big change?
Is the teachers ' group.
- PF. I'm better on the wall would be killed.

Well, good thing I found you
And wrote you a poem.
About your smile that attracts a helluva lot.
About your beauty I look
And can not forget.
Love for us is given only once,
We together with you will immediately find the balance!

- Look, stop dressing like you're running for Congress.
I don't want in Congress, I want in the presidency.
- You will carry this nonsense - soon to get it in the neck. You want to be President or ancestors make? But you do not hurry with the decision. Suddenly one realizes that no profession is better than a masseuse. Tips there not sickly. Think about it.
- I'll get extra points?
Don't be stupid!

It's tempting to get drunk! That is to eat and drink a bit, then to get behind the wheel.

- I recently broke up with my girl Catherine. A year has passed, and I still don't take her picture with the logo. She has a huge heart.
I'd say "huge".

Elizabeth? Hi, I'm Russell. Russell Getis. Fizruk. We together were on duty last spring.
Yeah.
I heard your engagement was broken. Sorry.
- I caught him as he fucked his dog. Everywhere was peanut butter.
- An abomination. Well... maybe I'm getting ahead of myself, but maybe grab a quick bite.
- Are you still a gym teacher?
- Yes, Yes.
- Fuck off. I don't date colleagues.
- I won't tell anyone.
- I said back off.
- Understand, not the fool! I'm evacuating!

I thought apples only teachers are presented.
Just not only I teach my students, but they teach me. I come up with this expression!
Bullshit!

Adios, asshole!