Character: Elizabeth Elizabeth



- You know, we're never going to be together.
Exactly.
- How is this even possible? Well, that's where you live? In some stupid apartment jerk neighbor?
- No, my asshole neighbor moved out. I am left alone and my dogs.
- How many dogs do you have?
- 4.
4 dogs?
- Yes, 4 of a Doberman.
- Family savings?
- Yes, of course. An impressive number, three-digit - almost $ 700.
So if I start Dating you, I will consciously make a choice in favor of the gym teacher who lives with his dog in a tent?
№ 111740   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 21:39
- I noticed you're not wearing a bra. Since it is just the boys playing.
Many do not wear a bra.
Especially a teacher.
№ 111737   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 21:39
She needs Ian... what's his name.
- Ian Mendelbaum? This rapper? Yes he is a moron.
- Yes, he fucking mouflon! But she don't care, so her values of life deep in the ass!
№ 111736   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 21:39
- We're going to the concert "Big change". Go?
- Big change?
Is the teachers ' group.
- PF. I'm better on the wall would be killed.
№ 111734   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 21:39
- Look, stop dressing like you're running for Congress.
I don't want in Congress, I want in the presidency.
- You will carry this nonsense - soon to get it in the neck. You want to be President or ancestors make? But you do not hurry with the decision. Suddenly one realizes that no profession is better than a masseuse. Tips there not sickly. Think about it.
- I'll get extra points?
Don't be stupid!
№ 111732   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 21:39
It's tempting to get drunk! That is to eat and drink a bit, then to get behind the wheel.
№ 111731   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 21:39
Elizabeth? Hi, I'm Russell. Russell Getis. Fizruk. We together were on duty last spring.
Yeah.
I heard your engagement was broken. Sorry.
- I caught him as he fucked his dog. Everywhere was peanut butter.
- An abomination. Well... maybe I'm getting ahead of myself, but maybe grab a quick bite.
- Are you still a gym teacher?
- Yes, Yes.
- Fuck off. I don't date colleagues.
- I won't tell anyone.
- I said back off.
- Understand, not the fool! I'm evacuating!
№ 111729   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 21:38
I thought apples only teachers are presented.
Just not only I teach my students, but they teach me. I come up with this expression!
Bullshit!
№ 111727   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 21:38
Adios, asshole!
№ 111726   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 21:38
Independence is the main value for me. So I don't have to justify anyone's expectations.
№ 100241   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 03:19
- If you handle everything without me, how can I trust you?
All...
№ 71157   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:34
She was tired of hugging pillows to keep warm only because of the blankets and relive romantic moments only in her sleep. Tired of waiting, so the day passed quickly and tomorrow. To hope that each next day will be better and easier. But it never worked. She worked, paid bills and went to bed, although not really sleeping. Every morning, the burdens on her shoulders became heavier and each morning she wanted to soon night came and she could go back to bed, hug your pillows and wrapped up in warm blankets.
№ 67147   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 20:40
- This dress made me look fat.
- You look fat in what you eat eight times a day.
№ 64696   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:38
- How much is the guy who for me endured a fork in the thigh?
- Not so much. He refused the money. At the exit of the machine. With the key in the ignition. You never know...
№ 49824   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 23:51
She had a feeling that the time spent with him very valuable, and need to catch every minute as if it were their last moment together. He was too good to be real, every moment with him seemed like magic, but she suspected that it can't last forever.
№ 32893   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 11:48