Movie: For matches



- Well, I'll hold the horse - and you let's catch him ... Fat pig!
Quote Explanation: This is a gift for their wedding
№ 442360   Added MegaMozg 21-07-2022 / 00:45
- Yes, to be able to live is a great art. And to take a bath, so your body has received a complete joy - this requires even more dexterity.
- Jussi, I wonder if there's a bath in heaven?
- I think they are there without this is not enough.
№ 257954   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:50
A few SIPS won't turn a smart person into a fool.
№ 158935   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:16
- Damage to the shop of a merchant Parviainen, for damage to the shop of a merchant Utriainen, for damage to the shop of a merchant Retienen, as well as for inflicting material damage to the merchant Pateint, Esteinou the merchant, the merchant Sumiainen...
- Is there no end to this hell?!
№ 158934   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:16
- Are you drunk?
- No!
- What do you bifurcate?
- I'm not split, I'm sober as a whistle!
- And, well, it means that I'm sober!
№ 158933   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:16
Third day SIP of coffee in his mouth was not!..
- Took have chewed on coffee beans and then sugar them stuck.
№ 158932   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:16
- But this is excessive luxury, to keep your bed half empty!
- No, better to let the bed be half empty than fill it with the riff-raff!
№ 158931   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:16