Movie: Blunder

- Dad, where are you? Life is so beautiful.
- Stuffy.
- Look, do not catch cold.

Ian Paton, and buy some radio. Some music to listen to, anyway.

I in the spring-time forest I drank my birch juice
With the beloved songstress in a haystack outside.
What you had - but you lost what you loved - not preserved,
I was brave and lucky, and happiness didn't know.
And carried me around, like an autumn leaf.
I changed cities and changed names,
I inhaled the dust of the overseas roads,
Where did not smell the flowers, shone the moon.
And butts I overboard threw into the ocean
Cursed beauty of the Islands and seas,
Brazilian malarial swamps and fog,
And wine taverns, and anguish camps...
Cross out all life and start to begin
Fly to my beloved songbird!
Yes, just find out whether the Motherland
One of the missing sons?

Rita, of water!
- I give!
- The main thing in our business that?
- Lamb?
Wai, Wai, Wai. Give me five little lambs, right? I'll take three hundred grams of meat from each lamb, right? Good barbecue will take longer with lamb! I will soak the meat in white grape wine. And give it to you, the beautiful woman, do barbecue. And you're going to ruin lamb!

- Do you exercise?
- I have, Yes. Ran.
- What distance?
- Long-until they get caught.

- If I could, I would now crawl on his knees to Russia.
- They would have raised, father. Put to the wall. And slapped.

Maybe komandirovochka discharged, dad? And with this komandirovochka - on the tundra, on a wide road, where speeding Express Vorkuta-Leningrad!

- Who suspects a man, if he gets a bottle of water from the river. A land you don't need a truck.
- Dad, I'm fluent. I am also looking for. Caught I what do you say? Taking that bit of land to father's grave, and water want to water the flowers that grow on it, not because I don't know where the grave?

And you know, chief, there is a country in which once stole, so pow... and have nothing to steal.