Movie: We are from the future
- Corporal Emelyanov said about the cigarette case. You know that?
- I know. The Golden man. He saved my life.
- We also. Died. We were covered.
- How? when? When? Sorry petty officer.
I wish you felt for yourself.
- The war goes on, who's feeling sorry for themselves, only fucking cowards.
- Not yet, we are heroes, like you.
- Something guys I don't understand.
- If you do, you'll shit your pants. When you know that in the twenty-first century in Moscow will walk, skinheads dressed in black, with a swastika and raising his hands to shout "Heil Hitler!"
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MegaMozg 13-10-2017 / 13:27
Pei. You're a brave soldier. Eat.
- Not after the first snack.
- What about Hitler?
- Yes shot himself in the basement.
- How can this happen?! How can you win?! You! Puppy! You imagine what the German war machine? Manstein, Guderian, Paulus, von Kleist!
Here, in Stalingrad, the fall of forty-two years, till January of the forty-third will be major battles in which your vaunted Paulus will be encircled and taken prisoner. And we, in turn, beginning with Volga will start to advance, and slowly, slowly, slowly let's go... to Berlin.
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MegaMozg 13-10-2017 / 13:24
- Who will sign the surrender of Germany?
- By Soviet Union Marshal Zhukov, the US General Patton, from the side of France, which...
What?! France?! These cowardly progidy too, we won?!
- Of course. It is also included in the anti-Hitler coalition.
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MegaMozg 13-10-2017 / 13:21
- Who will win?
- The Soviet Union in may of nineteen forty-five. Colonel in the forty and third year you will go into captivity, but in the forty-eighth year you will return to Germany and become a great historian.
Crazy.
- You will write a book about the Second world war and will receive the prestigious award in literature.
- This is nonsense!
- In your book you write that after you were interrogated Soviet spies here, you will be called to Berlin to receive combat medals, Colonel Kurt Bornhof, and here you're not coming back.
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MegaMozg 13-10-2017 / 13:15
- That's your line of defense, show me where your regiment. Show.
I don't know. I don't understand maps, I maps was not the case.
In the morning you'll be shot. In the name of victory of greater Germany. Russian soldier - patriot. Pretty, but boring.
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MegaMozg 13-10-2017 / 13:12
And we are one with him in kindergarten. Metaphorically speaking - grew up on one pot.
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MegaMozg 13-10-2017 / 13:09
- Well, how lucky you get and how you are going to work.
- Boys Ashot, our competitor, digging with metal detectors and all sorts of people shit because they are for a month at polstate bucks earn.
- What are you wasting time with Borman? I would go to the archies.
Ha, ha! And Bormann over the last two months four cut down. He has a nose. No empty holes dug. And without metal detectors.
- What lucky is?
- No, educated at the University in the history Department he studied, until expelled. Told someone about his business.
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MegaMozg 13-10-2017 / 13:06
What, was discharged from skinheads and joined the patriots?
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MegaMozg 13-10-2017 / 13:03
- What is your dream?
- About the same, about anything and everything. When the war is over, and then how happily we will live.
- Well the war we'll win, I guarantee you. But a happy future is not promising...
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:01
Thank you for everything, dear friend.
Because you were a true friend.
For the honey-grass meadow,
Per month thin over the meadow.
For the village over the river,
Where I was going, forgetting about ustal.
Feeling, which became a string,
For lines caused by the feeling.
For what I love
Sometimes were needful bread...
For what I invented
You in a way you were not.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 09:57
- That's our fire, we did not hook!
- If it will hook?
Oh if?!?! Oh, Mama, what if I'm pregnant! Let's go, right now, in the booth ladies!
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:34
- The skull, and why are you with us on the excavation flooded?
The iron cross, I want knife or German, and well, if Walter, the General victory.
- Oh right, where's a skinhead and no Walter.
- Read Mein Kampf?
- By the way a worthy book.
- So you pray to Hitler?
- Yes, I would long ago instead of Stalin and Hitler teamed up to America to nail.
- You stupid, Skull, and brain got washed, and that all rectum left.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 20:59
Let me see... you'll live. Come!
- Maybe left my hand in his... stitches, bandage?
- Do you need tit to give?! Go faster!
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 16:53
- This may seem nonsense, but we're your descendants.
- We are from the future...
- I told you guys concussions.
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