Movie: Airplane (Airplane!)



Ladies and gentlemen, from the flight attendant, we are sorry to have inconvenienced you and you pretty shocked. This happens because of the constant air pockets. There is no reason to panic. Have a pleasant flight.
... By the way, there is someone on Board who could land the plane?
Airplane (Airplane!) Elaine Dickinson
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№ 321343   Added MegaMozg 29-03-2018 / 09:04
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit Smoking.
Airplane (Airplane!) Steve Mccroski
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№ 321342   Added MegaMozg 29-03-2018 / 09:03
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- Captain, how soon can you land?
- I can't tell you.
- I can, I'm a doctor.
- I just do not know.
And offer you can't?
- Takes less than two hours.
- So long you'll assume?
Airplane (Airplane!) Dr. Ramek captain Clarence over
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№ 321341   Added MegaMozg 29-03-2018 / 09:02
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- Cream?
- No, I prefer the coffee was black, like my boyfriend.
Airplane (Airplane!)
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№ 285675   Added MegaMozg 03-05-2017 / 14:21
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