Movie: Flying snake (Snakes on a Plane)
- You also think like we do, and I have to help passengers. The Board must be a doctor. Dr.... Robert Foster. Robert Foster!
- Hey, Hey. Wait, there it is. Dr. Robert foster...11th row, place "h".
- Here it is. The doctor suddenly got sick, deadly... there you can see the tourniquet on the arm of the dead above the snake bite.
- Oh, My God. I can't believe that I was going to say. There are people here that can fly a plane?
- Here it is, come on, Troy. Flynn, I know who can land the plane. You can do this, you just about this and was told.. Come on, take us home, brother.
- You can fly?
Well, I have more than two thousand flight hours. I can handle Flynn. Dispatchers will tell you what to do.
- Sir, do you have any experience control of the aircraft?
- Oh, Yes. EF-15, EF-16, Hey-10. I'm on all this shit was flying.
- Then we're all grateful that you're on Board, sir. You are in a squadron fly?
- Cool Aces. Dude, I'm telling you, the video game players. you know your shit.
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MegaMozg 07-12-2018 / 05:02
- Sir, are you saying that your entire RAID you have earned... for the joystick game console?
- No, I mean... it's not a gaming console, okay? This flight simulator. "РIауStаtiоn-2".
- "РIауStаtiоn" or "Xbox"?
Dude, there was lit himself Chuck Yeager. Look, Flynn, brother, I can handle it. Trust me. Hey, Los Angeles, give me information on "lighthouse" and the direction of the sunset. And everything will be type-top.
- Sir, I suggest you give the pilot more experienced person.
- When agent Neville Flynn, an FBI. You're talking to the only person on Board who has a similar experience. I suggest you to give him all the necessary information so he could land the plane.
I hope you this game is good, Yes?
- Yes, brother. No problems. I mean, my older brother Randy gets more points. But I'm good. Asshole. Because of him I still don't know what happens at the end.
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MegaMozg 07-12-2018 / 04:03
Okay, I'm done! I've had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!
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MegaMozg 07-12-2018 / 03:10
- We are located in sixty meters of aluminum pipe... at a height of nine thousand meters. Any of these little Cunts can shut off the circuit... relay, jammed the hydraulic system. Then this bird will dive down faster than a Thai hooker. I'll keep up to date with the airport of Los Angeles. To tell them about the situation on Board. And try to find some way another two hours to stay in the air. We have a strange vibration in engines one and two. I had to slow down. He cut the power to the motor of the exhaust valve.
- You slowed down? You know...
Yes. Reduce speed or option B. I'm going to run, the engines will be covered and we will fly down to meet a terrible death. Bones will be identified for the next year.
- Well, well. Tell me... how to turn on the air conditioner.
- Need to manually remove the protection. The machine is down in the cargo hold full of these reptiles. I would not want to go in your place.
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MegaMozg 07-12-2018 / 03:09
Weapon. We need to find a weapon. Where is the silverware?
- We have no silverware. Only here it is.
- A spoon with a fork? Plastic?
Yes.
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MegaMozg 07-12-2018 / 02:04
- Flynn, what the...? I can't...
- Sit tight. Remember what I told you when we first met?
Yes. I remember.
- And what did I tell you?
But since then much has changed. Everything has changed!
- What I said to you at the first meeting?
- We have a whole plane full of snakes... my God! "Do what I say and you will live".
- Nothing has changed. I want you to stay here and was on duty by the phone.
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MegaMozg 07-12-2018 / 02:03
