KVN team: Ural

- Guys, I have one question for you. Who the hell is this?
- Vit, sorry, forgot to introduce. Is Eugene.
- Why does he have the shirt says "Igor"?
I just continue wearing things older brother.
- What brother?
For Sergei.

It's always, friends. Achieve girls, are doing everything possible and only in the end remember that each need their individual approach.

- What will you do? And the dwarves?
Yeah, that'll make you Dopey, Grumpy, taciturn and PALACIO?
[Exits dwarven executioner with an axe]
- Uh-uh, man, but in the tale there was no Placuna!
- Bro, so in the fairy tale and the Prince survived.

Prince, you are very slow to believe the money!
- Would be paid in dollars - would be considered in sixty-five times faster.

Roma! You know, we have to show numbers on relevant topics!
- So you should have said that earlier?!.. We would have invented them.

Welcome to hot line "Let them talk". If you stole from the family grandma - press "1". If you ate the neighbor - press "2". If you hit her husband and it demeans your manhood - press "3". If you lost in the hospital, you lived a pack of wolves and married a cow... then it already was.

- I have for you two news: one good, the other bad. With what to begin?
- The bad news.
- You cheated on your girlfriend.
- A good?
- And the good would not change.

On the question of why the heating was given ten days later, the Minister of energy said that it is shameful not to know physics and that water expands as it warms and bad prolazit in pipes.