KVN team: PFUR

... in diplomacy don't always say what I think, but always think what they say, and I would like to keep it that way.

You can help Augusto Salvador Mammadov, the Turkmen narkobaron.
- The drug Lord?
He would be a drug Lord if I did not sell the heroin for $ 5 per kilogram.

- Yesterday I met a girl! Beautiful! She's like... well, for 74 rubles per kilogram!
- Peach or what?
- Exactly! Peach!

- Napoleon, do not go to Russia!
But I am the greatest!
- Who told you that?
Is Josephine.
- So go on Josephine, Russia do with it?

Vladimir Putin: to children:
- Hello, little Russians! It was a difficult year. Not all well-behaved. I was forced to give to the Pope uncle from the pension Fund, and uncle Petrozavodsk the Governor to make "tut, tut!"

It revealed the secret of fruitful creativity Darya Dontsova. The reason is not literary talent, and in the rare disease right hand.

From the appeal of Vladimir Putin to the children:
- The children! Really need to see you in our country, there was more! So when dad and mom telling you "Go take a hike!" - you need to go and walk. And when you have a brother or sister, just ask my parents for a new toy. And require expensive, such as spider-man with lighting. Believe me, the money they have!

- Hey all, I emo from Cameroon. And I don't want to live!
- So what? All emo does not want to live!
I don't want to live in Cameroon!
Well, judging by your logic, we've got a whole room emo!

- Here's the Armenians: the country is small, and they are everywhere!
- Ara is not a country! This is the office!

- I Irina Saltykova. I want to sing like Montserrat Caballe!
- You lopnesh, child!

On the agenda: the tense situation in the world, the re-election of God in Turkmenistan, Belarusian independence and should I put Gabon on the map of the world?
And on the globe!
Yes. And who jinxed Mongolia?